i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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