...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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