my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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