You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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