"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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