More tranny stories later!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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