i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
