Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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