im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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