My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is Oprah even human
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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