Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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