you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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