He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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