Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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