I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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