I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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