respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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