You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can't put those talents on a resume
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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