i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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