My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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