dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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