This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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