she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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