oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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