what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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