he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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