So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I touched a dick in church today
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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