: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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