Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
