This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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