Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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