When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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