real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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