It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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