If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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