hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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