I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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