Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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