Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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