im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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