I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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