She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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