it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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