So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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