and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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