As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When are your genitals available?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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