I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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