just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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