just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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