Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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