last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We had sex on a dog bed..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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