just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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