shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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