billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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