Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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