I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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