its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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