five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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